As you know I've been working on my writing. This is a story I found while I was investigating local Scottish myths. I really liked it and I'm hoping to add some part of it in my story.
I also found a story about the Brownies. The Brownies were mythical elf's who would be at their happiest when cleaning. JK Rowling used this idea for her house elf Dobby in the Harry Potter books. It is also how the girl version of the cubs in the UK got their name.
"LONG ago there were people in this country called the Pechs; short wee men they were, wi’ red hair, and long arms, and feet sae braid, that when it rained they could turn them up owre their heads, and then they served for umbrellas. The Pechs were great builders; they built a’ the auld castles in the kintry; and do ye ken the way they built them?—I’ll tell ye. They stood all in a row from the quarry to the place where they were building, and ilk ane handed forward the stanes to his neebor, till the hale was biggit. The Pechs were also a great people for ale, which they brewed frae heather; sae, ye ken, it bood (was bound) to be an extraornar cheap kind of drink; for heather, I’se warrant, was as plenty then as it’s now. This art o’ theirs was muckle sought after by the other folk that lived in the kintry; but they never would let out the secret, but handed it down frae father to son among themselves, wi’ strict injunctions frae ane to another never to let onybody ken about it.
"At last the Pechs had great wars, and mony o’ them were killed, and indeed they soon came to be a mere handfu’ o’ people, and were like to perish aft’ the face o’ the earth. Still they held fast by their secret of the heather yill, determined that their enemies should never wring it frae them. Weel, it came at last to a great battle between them and the Scots, in which they clean lost the day, and were killed a’ to tway, a father and a son. And sae the king o’ the Scots had these men brought before him, that he might try to frighten them into telling him the secret. He plainly told them that, if they would not disclose it peaceably, he must torture them till they should confess, and therefore it would be better for them to yield in time. ‘Weel,’ says the auld man to the king, ‘I see it is of no use to resist. But there is ae condition ye maun agree to before ye learn the secret.’ ‘And what is that?’ said the king. ‘Will ye promise to fulfil it, if it be na anything against your ain interests?’ said the man. ‘Yes,’ said the king, ‘I will and do promise so.’ Then said the Pech ‘You must know that I wish for my son’s death, though I dinna like to take his life myself.
My son ye maun kill,
Before I will you tell
How we brew the yill
Frae the heather bell!’
The king was dootless greatly astonished at sic a request; but, as he had promised, he caused the lad to be immediately put to death. When the auld man saw his son was dead, he started up wi’ a great stend,’ and cried, ‘Now, do wi’ me as you like. My son ye might have forced, for he was but a weak youth; but me you never can force.
And though you may me kill,
I will not you tell
How we brew the yill
Frae the heather bell!’
"The king was now mair astonished than before, but it was at his being sae far outwitted by a mere wild man. Hooever, he saw it was needless to kill the Pech, and that his greatest punishment might now be his being allowed to live. So he was taken away as a prisoner, and he lived for mony a year after that, till he became a very, very auld man, baith bedrid and blind. Maist folk had forgotten there was sic a man in life; but ae night, some young men being in the house where he was, and making great boasts about their feats o’ strength, he leaned owre the bed and said he would like to feel ane o’ their wrists, that he might compare it wi’ the arms of men wha had lived in former times. And they, for sport, held out a thick gaud o’ em’ to him to feel. He just snappit it in tway wi’ his fingers as ye wad do a pipe stapple. ‘It’s a bit gey gristle,’ he said; ‘but naething to the shackle-banes o’ my days.’ That was the last o’ the Pechs."
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- marky
- I live in a Pigeon loft in Glasgow. I fight dogs for food and mug cows for drink. Monkeys live in my beard. I have lived for centuries under my bed and only came out when they invented peanut m&m's. I understand everything.

8 comments:
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Do you have any idea how long it took me to read that story, Marky? Well, I'll not humiliate myself by telling.
I don't think our spam girl here even read it at all...
It's a hard read even if you're Scottish. Good stuff though. The weird thing I'm finding out is that hundreds of authors "borrow" heavily from Scottish and Norse myths. I've already found a few of JK's sources and Brian Lumley's.
Spam girl is attractive, but her gambling is starting to become a problem. I think it could mess up our relationship if she's not carefull!
Nice story. I was actually able to make it through without much difficulty. Must be great-grand-da's Scottish blood doin some interpretin' (that's blood circa 1850 Ayrshire) behind the scenes. I love old fables. This one seems familiar so I'm wondering if I've come across something similar in my past. Nothing rings a bell though, so I could just be imagining things.
If you get a chance, (don't know if they are available in the isles yet) check out Brandon Mull's Fablehaven series. They are lighter reading fare (a la Harry Potter), but I've enjoyed reading them and he has done some good research on fabled creatures; he even has brownies. He's a local author for me, so I don't know how far and wide his books are distributed.
Careful of Spam Girl, if she opens her mouth wide she'll reveal long fangs.
Thanks for the recommendation Rusty. I've just ordered Fablehaven and Evening Star from Amazon. I got the two of them for £3. Bargain.
I've owned Fablehaven and Evening Star for months. I've heard great things about the books, and the cover art is nice. They look great on my bookshelf...
...maybe I should actually read them :)
@Matt: I've read them to my kids so I had a ready excuse if someone questioned me on reading a "kids book." After reading them though, I can just say, "Hey, they're good," but no one has questioned me so far.
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